The Heat are headed to the Eastern Conference Finals! Last night’s game was a nail biter, but well fought. It was great to see Wade just like his old self out there. We celebrate with this adorable baby birdman! Ca-Cawww!
Rick Reilly is Trolling Us With This, Right?
14 MayJets’ View From the Stanza – Rick Reilly
QB or not QB
That is the question.
Who should the Jets start?
Who should the Jets shun?
Dealt a hand of 5
None of them a king
They have to find one
Can we re-deal this thing?
They cut Tim Tebow
A big deletion
20 mag covers
6 completions
(Tim was just voted
“Most Influential”
Whoever they asked
Must be demential)
They could start Sanchez
But fans would grumble
His most famous play
Is the butt fumble
Rex Ryan’s seat is hot
Mark’s been killin’ him
What hurts worse is
He makes 8 million
They picked brash Geno
Who’s a bit of a diva
He says he’ll behave
But who’s a believa?
Smith doesn’t listen
He’d much rather text
Try that in meetings
His phone will get Rexed
What about Dave Garrard?
He stands tall among men
But hasn’t thrown a pass
Since 2010
Garrard was a Jag
Who never flew high
Guess J.A.G. means
“Just Another Guy”
Then there’s McElroy
The ex-’Bama gun
Has a hot girl, too
Or … is that the other one?
Matt Simms has good genes
But his hope is slim
Coaches over 40
Rarely play The Sims
If the Jets were a car
They’d need a loaner
Is it possible
To fire the owner?
Not much of a group
But Rex says: “Compete!”
(This will be less fun
than looking at feet)
Let the battle start
though the talent’s thin
But wait — what happens
If nobody wins?
Ok…So that happened….on ESPN.com. So, Ya.
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